my life is like a fart.

i like my tea black with two sugars.
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cynicalandbitter:

today you were far away
and i didn’t ask you why
what could i say?
i was far away

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fellasleepintheafterlife:

“So then I said, “What if our son wants to take dance class instead of play football with his friends?” and Turk ran off singing “Safety Dance.” - Carla

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